Anne's Biting Wisdom

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.

Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree

A donut short of being a cop

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

From the British Army? Are you sure you're not from the Salvation Army?

Which village is missing its idiot?.

A Titanic intellect ... In a world full of icebergs

A few clowns short of a circus

A few beads short in her rosary.

As a failure, you are a great success.

You would be out of your depth in a car park puddle.

As bright as Alaska in December.

He's several sausages short of a barbecue.

If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

He's so dense, light bends around him

She's one tit short of an udder

He'll be doing joined up writing next

Whose brain will be donated to science and rejected?

He's a day late and a dollar short.

All Preparation, no H

College letters other than I.O.U

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't anywhere in sight

You should request a refund from your university.

Who's several apples short of a bunch?

Whose doughnut is out of jam?

Anne,"Jill, are you a member of any clubs?"

Jill laughed "Yes"

Anne, "What's funny about that?"

Jill, "I'm a former member of Mensa."

Anne, "Former member of Mensa.... did they throw you out?"

"Jon, all four questions wrong - couldn't you be bothered to answer them?"

"Geography, the arts, your ignorance is wide ranging!!"

A contestant said pass when he meant bank. At the end of the round he said "my head said bank, my tongue said pass." Anne replied "Well my tongue says you are the weakest link, goodbye!!"

"You CANNOT Afford To Keep Dead Wood"

"WHO IS IT! that needs to be DITCHED without delay? "

"Who is too slow to stay? "

"Hang on to the wide-awake, DITCH the ditherers! "

"Who is a few sandwiches short of a picnic? "

"She who stumbles should not stay, he who hesitates needs the heave-ho! "

"Who has outstayed their welcome?"

"Who has lost the plot?"

"Who is least likely to raise that bank balance?"

"Johnathon, despite the fact that one of the other contestants can't even spell your name correctly, they have voted you the Weakest Link. Goodbye."

"It was certainly interesting to find you thinking of a parka as a pen rather than an overcoat... Goodbye!"

"Aaron, you had a surprisingly good round. Was that a mistake?"

"Well let me tell you, team, you got six questions wrong in a row. The idea is that as you vote off the weakest links - you get better not worse."

"Well Caroline, you certainly did us proud when I asked you how many pennies in the pound pre-decimalisation. You thought there were one hundred. Wouldn't have been much point in decimalisation would there, Caroline?"